
          Korney Chukovskiy "Telefon", traduk of Nataliya Konotop.
  * Корней Чуковский "Телефон", перевод на э-инг Наталии Конотоп.

        (вольное переложение на э-инг для малышей постарше
                  и взрослых, способных оставаться детьми)

Dzin- dzing, dzin-dzing! 
Telefon 
          bigined ring. 
Elefant bied on layn, 
koled hi from Blumfontayn, 
If ay hiered ol rayt. 
- Vot yu neym? 
- Ol kol ay Emel. 
- Yu from vee? 
- Ay from kemel. 
- Vot yu vont? 
- Sam shokolat. 
- Fo men lou o hay? 
- Fo san Bitl of ay. 
- Hau mach bars send tu Bitl? 
- No moo. Handred kilo. 
O handred fifti. Hi yet litl. 

Zen Krokodil koled in tirs. 
Hi krayed sou laud 
          zet ay fast plaged iers. 
- Ay nid sam galoshes 
          fo ay, dier vayf, reyn klaud 
                    en tu set viz ambrela fo Totosha... 

- Stop! Stop reyn of tirs, 
En no bozer, no tiz. 
Bifo onli vik- en yu no kened veer, 
Meyk fo feyses of yu voshes- 
Ay sended yu tu peer 
          of perfekt galoshes. 

- Bat vot tu peer galoshes fo sri krokodils: 
        fo fazer,
            fo mazer
                en fo litl Totosha!? 
Vi it zem, simpl svolou, 
En nau vi hangri, vi safer from sorou, 
Vi sit en kray viz open mauses, 
Pliz, send fo saper dazn nyu en delishes galoshes, 
Bat hyuj en from kauchuk ez veered KOLOSES! 

En zen koled litl heers: 
- Pliz, send glavs fo long iers. 
En zen ringed mankis from eyp-klases: 
- Pliz, send buks en glases. 

Zen Beer foned on telefon, 
En hi beloued, en hi grauled... 
- Stop, stop Beer, no ror ez braun turbin, 
Ekspleyn tu ay vot yu 
                    bay zis min? 
Bat Braun onli "gRRRau" en "RRRoRR", 
En ay no anderstend vot rezon. 
- Pliz, heng ap resiver, graf Mihelson! 

Zen herons fon-tinkled en mouned in visper: 
- Send, vi intrit yu, mikstur en big klister, 
Vi ouveited tu mach grin frogs... from faul bogs... 
En nau vi safer from stomak eyk, 
Ez Loh-Nesi zet svoloued dazn dogs. 

Not long egou enaze ring. 
En vot ay hier: tu gazels sing. 
- Indid, 
Sey, pliz, zis in veri did, 
Zet ol karusels 
Berned tu grif of ol gazels? 

- Antilops, yu luzed maynd? 
Nau no samer, nasing bern in spring. 
En sving on svings in ful sving! 
No klemor! 
Vay, yu from Sahara herd of gazels-dama, 
Bat no poultri yard on market in Panama. 

If yu ovehited yuself ekvator nie, 
Beter galop-kam on nekst vik hie 
Fo on karusels-svings verl-sving 
En drink fresh kul bier. 

Bat no kiped iers open 
        zet layt-maynd gazels, 
En zey kontin klemor 
        ez fayr-tauer in sauzend bels: 
- Zis in veri did? Deng-dong-ding! 
Indid?! Ding-deng-dong! 
Zet ol svings en karusels 
        berned tu sorou of gazels?! 

Vot sili gazels, 
Zet in maynd of zem karusels! 
Zee dezert, no Holivud, bat ay ken bet, 
Zey pley rol of tern-teyl koket. 

En ol vinds zet in heds of dier gazels 
Jast sufis fo infleyt
                    seyls of ol karavels. 

En zen pig grant-ring-foned from pigstay "Pork": 
- Send tu ay, pliz, naytingal from Metropoliten 
                                    in Nyu York. 
Tunayt vi vil sing from Traviata duet veri big... 
- No, no! Naytingal no sing tugeze hog, 
Invayt krou o donki en fo metal- o hard-rok. 

En sadn Beer ror-RRRing egeyn: 
- O, seyv puer volres, hi in teribl peyn. 
Hi svoloued poyson speyns-glob 
                    jast from seyn. 

En zis nonsens ay hier ol dey: 
DREng-BEng-DENg! 
Beng-dring-dong! 
Deng-bong-dring! 
Nau dier Entler fon, 
Zen sil Seg-Mustash ring. 

Yesterdey moning from Sidney Kenguru: 
- Tel, pliz, zis haus of Moydodir-Voshtuhouls? 
Ay fleered ap in enjer en hau shauted: 
- NO! Zis houm of... Voshdodir-Moytuhouls! 
- En vee Moyvoshtu-Houlsdirdo? 
- E... e... e... Sherlok Holms? ay-no-ken-yu-sey!.. 
Tray telefon nambe sol-fa-re-mi-DO-O-O! 

Ay no sliped sri nayts, 
Ay tayred ez... 
        in simultan ches geym... 
                on handred bords ol K&nayts. 
Ay onli vont gou tu bed, 
En sam litl rest, en svit drim... 
Et last... ay lay daun... hr... hr... RING!!! 

- ...hu spik?!. 
- Nouz-Horn Nosorog... tfu... Rinoseros... 
- Vot... 
- O-o-o! 
- Vot zet? 
- Ran kvik hie! 
- Bat vot hepened?! 
- Eksident! Tragedia!! No-fortun!!! Kata... 
- Zet tru?! 
- ...strof!!! Kataklizm!!!! Apokalip... 
- Bat... - SOS! - ...vot?!? 
- Help! Seyv!! 
- Bat of hu?! 
- Fet River-Hors of vi, 
Teyl-BigMotor in voter... 
- Zis ekselent! 
- In short, hipopotamus Begemot... 
- Zis perfekt vel! 
- O Afrika Bango-God! 
Hi foled in svomp... 
- Zis charm... 
- ...hi foled in bog! 
- Zis fayn! Mey bi hi hev fan from dayving! 
- Bat no zee, no hie! Vi lost hi, darling! 
- Vay?! 
- Vi ken si olredi onli teyl of hi, 
          bat zis teyl stil spin... 
- Zis fesineyt! 
- ...if yu no vil kam hi vil draun in bog, 
          in enising grin! 

- Okey! Ay olredi on vey. 
Ay raned fast ez ay ken, 
Bat ni-dip in kley. 
En ay bied in taym. 

Nau ay mast tu yu sey: 
Zis no izi job. 
From bog, 
On bot, 
Van afte aze: 
        doj teyl, 
                fet krup, 
                        sik beli, 
                                vast jo- 
Dreg aut bE... 
  dreg aut begE... 
    Of ay God! Dre-e-eg a-A-AUT!.. 
       EN PUL begemO-O-Ot! 

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